- Friend:Why are you smiling so big?
- Me:This damn book.
- *five minutes later*
- Friend:Holy shit, why are you crying?
- Me:This damn book.
- *five minutes later*
- Me:*screams in horror*
- Friend:What? What’s wrong?
- Me:This damn book.
- Me:*turns the page*
- Me:*laughs hysterically*
- Friend:GOD FUCKING–